Primal scream

 

I’ve got to stop reading the news. I’m losing my mind with the insanity we Americans have gone into. For instance there is this:

What started out as a joke, with a Facebook event titled “Scream helplessly at the sky on the anniversary of the election,” became a real — if bizarre — protest Wednesday night. A cadre of disappointed Democrats, angered feminists, and other assorted individuals without anything better to do on a Wednesday night, showed up at designated meeting locations in New York, Chicago, and Washington, D.C. to — what else — scream helplessly at the sky.”

It’s the rebirth of the primal scream introduced by Psychologist Arthur Janov as a therapeutic tool.

I’m sure these fools have cleansed themselves with their primal scream in screaming their hatred of Trump and now the world is a better place for them. If it worked I might want to go out into the night and scream my hatred of fools who populate our news with their insanity.

And then there is this:

“On Tuesday, at prestigious Harvard University, the university’s annual Sex Week offered a new feature: an anal sex workshop. Hosted by adult shop Good Vibrations, the workshop, titled “What What in the Butt: Anal 101,” gave invaluable tips on learning how to stimulate nerves in the rectum, how to use anal beads, and how to avoid infections, according to The College Fix.”

I don’t think I want to say anything about this, it’s too gross. You’ve got to admire our institutions of higher learning. We are really learning higher things. Or in this case lower things. Parents must be really proud of their children in these institutions who now find butt sex more crucial than learning philosophy or math or all those classic subjects that help define our world.

Or this from Delaware:

“A school may request permission from the parent or legal guardian of a minor student before a “preferred name” is accepted; provided, however, that prior to requesting the permission from a parent or legal guardian, the school should consult and work closely with the student to assess the degree to which, if any, the parent or legal guardian is aware of the Protected Characteristic and is supportive of the student, and the school shall take into consideration the safety, health and well-being of the student in deciding whether to request permission from the parent or legal guardian.”

What happened to the adults of the world? Where’d they go? All that’s left are the nincompoops that inhabit our news.

If you’re thinking like I’m thinking let’s meet for our own primal scream. See you in the town center.